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Great. Just great. Someone is trying to get in touch with you, and they’ve gone and sent you some mail or something. Wonderful. You’ll probably need to (at the very least) see what it is now, and then probably you’ll need to get back to them.


OH, NO! YOU GOT MAIL! is a 4d20 table to generate some terrible burden of a missive you just received, featuring:

  • 20 types of mail!
  • 20 potential senders!
  • 40 contentual quandaries therein!

Really, it's not that much! You can do this; I believe in you! Just peel the tape back a little and, oh sweet mercy, what on earth is this???

Idea for this one must be credited to STATIONS as well as my several years dropping things into the void of the United States Postal Service for fun and profit.

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Authorjason wardell
Tags4d20, mail, postage, tables, Tabletop role-playing game


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ONYGM-V1.md 2 kB


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ha ha! you made a very funny game with such a strong situation : we have all known that moment when we didn't want or have the energy to receive an email or a letter that was addressed to us and to which we had to answer


i love this series of tables you've been making lately!