Oh, No! You Got Cursed!

Gross. Nasty all-around. Super yuck. You got cursed, pal, there’s no two ways about it. Take a deep breath (unless that’s how you got cursed) and calm down a little. Tell us what’s going on and maybe we can figure out how to help. Maybe...

OH, NO! YOU GOT CURSED! is a 4d20 table to generate gnarly and woeful curses upon your frail self, featuring:

• 20 gruesome symptoms!
• 20 locations so affected!
• 20 silly things you probably should have known woulda cursed ya!
• 20 dubious cures!

That's it! Experience these curses in PDF or Markdown and get better soon, for all of our sakes!