Oh, No! You Got A Job!

It's really that bad out there, huh? Happens to the best of us, I suppose. Fortunately, we've found a great position that we think suits your skillset perfectly. You can start today, if you'd like! Let's just get some paperwork squared away and you can jump right into your new career at...

OH, NO! YOU GOT A JOB! is a 4d20 table to generate the mindless corporate task-factory of your dreams, featuring: 

• 40 deeply evocative business-like names! 
• 20 inscrutable departments! 
• 20 weird traits your boss might have! 

All this and not much more in a slim 4kb. Download it and take a peek at what your future salaryperson life looks like.  IT probably won't notice!